Meet the Mets

Meet the Mets,

Meet the Mets,

Step right up and greet the Mets!

Bring your kiddies,

Bring your wife;

Guaranteed to have the time of your life.

This was the original version written in 1961 by Ruth Roberts and Bill Katz.  I hate the freaking Mets!  I hate the freaking Mets! I want to step right up and beat the living crap out of Mr. Met!


Saturday: Lay the -160 with Jacob deGrom. DeGrom gives up a solo homer to Freddie Freeman in the top of the first and then holds Atlanta scoreless over the next six innings. Bottom of the seventh and the Mets rally for three runs and take a 3-1. But deGrom, who was removed from the game for a pinch hitter in the seventh, is out of the game. Top of the 9th and still leading 3-1, co-arsonists, Hansel Robles and Alex Torres give up two runs and the game is tied at three. By the way, according to, there has never been anyone of any importance with the first name of Hansel. No wonder he stinks. Atlanta scores two runs in the top of the 11th and win 5-3.

Sunday: Bet against the Mets and take the Braves +105.  After 2 innings Atlanta leads 4-1. In the top of the fourth Atlanta tacks on 2 more runs and now leads 8-3.  Over the next three innings the Mets score 7 runs and for the first time all freaking year score 10 runs and win 10-8.

Monday: The Toronto Blue Jays visit New York riding an 11 game winning streak. Bet the Blue Jays +111. Top of the ninth with the Jays trailing 2-1, Jose Bautista, hits his second round tripper of the night and the score is tied at 2-2. Top of the 11th and Toronto pushes across a run but the Mets come back in the bottom of the inning with two of their own and win 4-3.

East side,

West side,

everybody’s coming down

to meet the M-E-T-S Mets of New York town

As for me, East side, West side, Uptown, Downtown and Crosstown, I hate the freaking Mets!

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